Archive for the ‘Party!’ Category
Here are some ideas I’ve come up with. I look forward to hearing some others from you.
1) Tea Party (the drinking kind)- Throw a tea party. But instead of tea, serve coffee with a dash of Kentucky bourbon. And instead of crumpets, use deep-fried apple pies. Then watch an appropriate movie like 1776, the Patriot, or Red Dawn.
2) Tea Party (the ship-attacking kind)- What is the modern equivalent of highly taxed tea in British ships? I would say supertankers filled with oil from OPEC countries. We don’t need their oil! Take over a ship and dump its oil in the harbor! (ok, perhaps we should find a more water-soluble product to feel oppressed by)
3) Down with the Brits!- Take over your nearest British consulate or embassy, then present the British government with a document detailing their “long train of abuses” and a list of your demands. If you’re feeling really ambitious, kidnap the royal family instead.
4) Fight for our Freedom- on a more serious note, the real restrictions on our freedoms nowadays don’t come from the British or from foreign enemies; they come from ourselves and our government. The 4th is a great day to work to protect existing liberties and regain new ones. Donate your time or money to a liberty-enhancing think tank, legal foundation, political action committee, or other NGO (say, Wikileaks). If this constructive approach to enhancing liberty sounds too boring or difficult, you can simply celebrate in classic style by breaking some oppressive laws- like those against fireworks and marijuana!
Happy 4th to all however you celebrate. I spend much of the year thinking about how the country could be better but its nice to think every once in a while about how good things already are.