Philosophy is Pointless
There are three kinds of philosophy:
1) Natural Philosophy
3) Answers to made-up questions like ‘how many angels can dance on the head of a pin’ that show the answerer is really clever.
If most philosophical questions were definitively resolved one way or another, should people act any differently as a result? I think not, and if not, I submit that philosophy is pointless.
Except, of course, as a way of showing how clever you are. That is to say, most philosophers are just in it for the chicks and the money.
So, philosophers, tell me why you do it and what would change if you got definite answers to non-scientific, non-ethical questions.