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Church League Softball

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About a dozen Bangor-area churches set up a league.  It pretty fun and a good way to get to know the people in the church my family is going to.

But above all, its a great opportunity to make offensive jokes and bad puns.

Playing the Latter Day Saints:

“So, have two of them come over to your dugout and asked you to join their team?”

Playing St. Mary’s Catholic tonight,  hoping to avoid a 30-inning war ending in defenestration.

Its good there aren’t any real prosperity-gospel churches here (that I know of); losing a game as a church might cause them to lose their faith, or drive them to a week of penance so God will love them again.

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Written by James Bailey

July 13, 2007 at 8:29 pm

Posted in bad jokes, the church

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  1. We need church league ultimate…that will be the day

    Micah

    July 16, 2007 at 5:00 pm

  2. Well… shouldn’t you be worried about a defenestration leading to a thirty years war, not the other way around?

    John

    July 16, 2007 at 8:52 pm


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