Church League Softball
About a dozen Bangor-area churches set up a league. It pretty fun and a good way to get to know the people in the church my family is going to.
But above all, its a great opportunity to make offensive jokes and bad puns.
Playing the Latter Day Saints:
“So, have two of them come over to your dugout and asked you to join their team?”
Playing St. Mary’s Catholic tonight, hoping to avoid a 30-inning war ending in defenestration.
Its good there aren’t any real prosperity-gospel churches here (that I know of); losing a game as a church might cause them to lose their faith, or drive them to a week of penance so God will love them again.